What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why do Indian guys love Russian girls?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-J W Pepper

Australia on the verge of qualification - FIFA

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Dr No

-All the bad guys are black.

The Roman Empire at the time of Christ kept meticulous records. Why then, is there no record of the trial of Jesus?

-”Ah so!”

Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why did my ex move on so quickly?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Live and Let Die

How many of you have had your parental rights taken away because of lies and no truth whatsoever, and did you prove the lies that were told about you to be false either through drug testing or another way, but still had your rights taken?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Libtards argue Obama deported more people than Trump, but if that were true why weren't they comparing Obama to Idi Amin?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Goldfinger

If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Diamonds Are Forever

What factors may contribute to intelligent individuals identifying as Republican rather than Democrat in the United States today?

From Russia With Love

A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

When did you realize that your childhood was not normal?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why is the left keep misrepresenting what Trump said about his daughter? When asked if he would date her if he weren’t her father, it simply reflected pride in raising a smart, respectful, and loving daughter with good morals all men want that no?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Octopussy

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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You Only Live Twice

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.